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Short answers to objections to Catholicism

2 min • March 7, 2025

  • God flooded the whole world.
    All were remorseless rapists.

  • There are bad Catholics.
    Doesn’t overturn historical facts.

  • Galileo, Crusades, Inquisition.
    Now read our side of it.

  • God condones slavery.
    How is lower class not still slavery?

  • Started in 325.
    Ignatius said “Catholic Church” in 110.

  • Created to oppress.
    You just hate logic & cause-and-effect.

  • You control via fear.
    “If you overeat, you’ll be sad.” Toxic!

  • Similarities to paganism.
    Because they plagiarized us.

  • It’s intolerant.
    No, we just won’t be bullied into lying.

  • It’s not the oldest religion.
    That you know of.… dun dun dunnn

  • Miracles are impossible.
    God can suspend laws of nature.

  • Don’t wear mixed fabrics.
    Read Hebrews 7:12 again.

  • Just follow Jesus.
    Sure, but how? What does Jesus mean?

  • Faith, not works.
    Just admit that you’ve given up on life.

  • Infant baptism is unbiblical.
    Look up “their faith your sins.”

  • No graven images.
    Gravestones? Family photos? Phones?

  • Bowing or kneeling is worship.
    Marriage proposals? MMA?

  • Don’t pray to saints.
    Explain Revelation 5:8 then.

  • No vain repetition.
    Jesus repeated his same prayer 3x.

  • The Rosary is necromancy.
    What? Are.… are you okay?

  • Call no man father.
    Paul calls the man Abraham our father.

  • Confess to God, not a priest.
    Explain John 20:23 then.

  • Prove Purgatory.
    Resist temptation and feel it yourself.

  • Mary had other children.
    Think harder about Luke 1:34.

  • Mary sinned.
    Explain Romans 6:23 and Hebrews 11:5.

  • You worship the Pope.
    We just obey his authority, chill.

  • You recrucify Jesus.
    We re-offer his one sacrifice daily.

  • Communion is symbolic.
    Judas agreed and got possessed.

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